youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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