when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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