That's intense
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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