We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
