She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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