she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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