Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
