When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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