Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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