tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have already put on my inside pants.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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