Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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