Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit