bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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