We're like a lot better than the average bears
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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