Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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