ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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