the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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