I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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