My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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