In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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