so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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