There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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