why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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