Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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