i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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