3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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