i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?