hotel room ftw
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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