I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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