honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Oh god it's open bar.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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