butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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