accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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