I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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