After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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