I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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