I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.