Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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