Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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