wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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