It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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