Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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