Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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