Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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