The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Operation Purity has been aborted
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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