Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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