There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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