ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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