So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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