it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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