I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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