Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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