Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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