U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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