you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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